Something Out of Nothing

I do not have too many qualifications for the job at hand. I'm kinda banking on the fact that you have less, which is why you need some help. Whether it's making a big deal out of a small problem, escalating an argument that never started, or demanding to speak to the manager at 711 because the coffee wasn't strong enough, I am the perfect man for the job of making something out nothing.

At the moment, we have nothing. (In the moment of this writing, the rest of the page below is empty. Intimidatingly blank.) To break up the sexual tension between verbal diarrhea of my opinions and wild claims and having nothing worthwhile to say, I will, now, include a picture.

Whether you want to get this for me or yourself, here's a link to where you can buy it. Also, just exploring the product alone lets you glance over the book (without buying it?) As soon as I reach my word count with this endeavor, Imma go scan it real quick, see if I'm as dumb as I spell.

We now have 2 paragraphs and a picture with a sponsored link to an Amazon product that could benefit us both if we want to progress in this direction.

You, as my customer, also hope that I volunteer to learn the information pertaining to a service I claim to provide. It's in my best interest to learn all I can, as soon as I can, causing minimal damage and risk to the parties involved. You on the other hand, have a trapzillion other more important things to do and monitor and direct and plan and grow. This little niche of service, the artsy crap, prolly involving hours in front of a computer screen, well, that's me. My semi half decent attempt. It's importantly funny that that's all it takes to start a company.

An idea, with a hint of purpose and direction, solved on the go.

(Some Fancy light bulbs for when Cardi B starts that one song, or all of them)

Woah dude! Is that a Blog Post?! You made it to the end with me, I'm equally surprised with myself. Til the next one.

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